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A little boy was doing his maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7.. 3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His mother heard this & gasped "What are you doing?"
the little boy answered, "I'm doing my math's homework Mom."
"And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?"
"Yes", he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher next day,
"Are u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"
the teacher started laughing, and answered "wht I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4".

MORE THEN 45% OF ELECTRICITY WILL BE
SAVED IN INDIA.
IF SAAS-BAHU SERIALS ARE BANNED !!

Dear Bestie,
I Found Your Childhood Picture.

If i liked your status on Facebook that means you have entertained me !!

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

I Like to study
Arithmetic - NO
world history - NO
chemistry - NO
GIRLS - YES!!!

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

6 Peg Loading .. :D

Mosquito's are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

I love my job only when I'm on vacation !!

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!

Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

Good Morning, let the stress begin... !!

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook !!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship !

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me .

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Once a cheater always a repeater...

Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.

They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius !!

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!

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