Not always 'Available' Try your Luck...
I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
If you want to make your dreams come true,
the first thing you have to do is wake up.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
Born to express not to impress.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
The road to success is always under construction.
Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered
if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
I loved a girl and she broke my heart.
Now every piece of my heart love different girls
People called it flirt that's not fair…
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
Now, you help me to save mine.
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’,
It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect..
I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
What people say to your face is not a problem.
The problem is what they say behind your back.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent!
that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
I tried being like you,
my personality didn't like it.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind!
Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,
Winner always Working Hard,
Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Work untill you don't have to, introduce yourself.
If I was asked what a friend looks like,
I would seat next to you and hold you tight
because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!