Love nowadays: Installing love.……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: Install money first
Good with the knife, Bad with my wife. Deadly! When my wife is with the knife!
Life is short, why waste in updating status? Right? No, Just Kidding!
Teachers call it cheating; students call it teamwork!
I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someone’s nerves today! Evilacious
Height of Innocence
A man reaches hospital with a fractured leg.
There he finds another man with both his legs fractured.
Expressing deep empathy, he asks him,
"TWO WIVES?"