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One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp, and his wife added last seen feature.......Read full message

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.......Read full message

Dream as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one........Read full message

I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those people.......Read full message

Always give your 100 percent …. unless you’r donating blood ........Read full message

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me.. 😋 .......Read full message

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. .......Read full message

I love my job only when I'm on vacation............Read full message

Life is Short, Chat Fast..! 😀 .......Read full message

You can never buy Love.... But still you have to pay for it 😜.......Read full message

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called #Monday, please fix it .......Read full message

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 😴.......Read full message

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alon.......Read full message

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock ⏰ and enjoy 🕺🏾 life........Read full message

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat😜.......Read full message

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.......Read full message

If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock. .......Read full message

Newton's law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money. .......Read full message

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them........Read full message

If Money grew on trees, then girls would be dating Monkeys........Read full message

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition........Read full message

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman........Read full message

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore i.......Read full message

I only need three things in life: Food , Wifi , Slee.......Read full message

Brain is Work More ..When You can us.......Read full message

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.......Read full message

Hey there Whatsapp is using me. .......Read full message

You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it .......Read full message

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity........Read full message

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix i.......Read full message

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Faceboo.......Read full message

Save water - Drink beer.......Read full message

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death........Read full message

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from m.......Read full message

When I'm good, I'm very good and when I'm bad, I'm sensationa.......Read full message

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovabl.......Read full message

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in be.......Read full message

Nothing is lost until mom can't find i.......Read full message

Totally available! Please disturb me.......Read full message

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkwar.......Read full message

Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleep.......Read full message

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturda.......Read full message

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.......Read full message

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and sile.......Read full message

Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for other.......Read full message

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for yo.......Read full message

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before polic.......Read full message

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen featur.......Read full message

Jealousy = I actually care about you.......Read full message

Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safel.......Read full message

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